math class
| me: | *stares* |
| girl: | yes... i cut myself |
| me: | oh.. |
| girl: | do you? |
| me: | no, I'm too much of a bitch |
| girl: | so your not into self inflicting pain huh? |
| me: | well.. i wouldn't go that far |
| girl: | what do you mean? |
| me: | i masturbate does that count? |
| girl: | ha i don't think so |
| me: | does it count if i cry? |
| girl: | even i don't cry when i cut myself... |
| me: | hmmm...oh! i sometimes read old messages from old girlfriends |
| girl: | alright I'll count it, you totally understand pain |